michael: you may look around, and see two groups here. white collar, blue collar. but i don't see it that way. you know why not? because i am collar-blind.
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pam: i suggested we flip a coin, but angela said she doesn't like to gamble. of course by saying that, she was gambling that i wouldn't smack her.
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michael: would i rather be feared or loved? um... easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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dwight: through concentration, i can raise and lower my cholesterol level at will.
jim: why would you wanna raise your cholesterol level?
dwight: so i can lower it.
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michael wants to have kids, and decides to..
michael: yes. it is true. i, michael scott, am signing up with an online dating service. thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. i need a username, and... i have a great one. "little kid lover". that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves.
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